21st Century

...a new blog was established that rocked the very foundation of the Internet. People ran and screamed, "how do I get out of this Internet I clearly don't belong!" Thanks to this site, most of you now know that you don't. Since the creation of the 21st Century blog my social circle has spent a total of close to 68 million (USD) in house party related activities. Unfortunately, the site is still experiencing sluggish growth. This fact alone, coupled with our own experiences, leads us to believe that the internet really isn't the aristocratic plutocracy we imagined it to be. WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU INTERNET WHY WON"T YOU GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

Don't worry about the site. It's here to stay. Be prepared for amazing new features in the near future. We pledge to deliver two thousand per cent more content than before. The only way you can catch some of that is to keep coming back to this site.

There has been talk amongst my colleagues about the upcoming "Black Friday". This Friday is supposed to be the start of the Holiday sales, so we were interested in how we could benefit. Seeing as to how our social circle is already quite affluent, we decided to buy products we wouldn't have bought before, products we have no use for whatsoever. Eventually the group concluded that would make a bad impression on the public, portraying us a spendthrifts or penny pinchers. Let me assure you: I am not one to pinch pennies. We have now decided to buy thrice (that's three times) as many useless products as we would have bought. We will be hosting a house party this Friday. We invite all to attend. Remember we are very conservative in our party rules:

• Before we go out to buy our products we will have another discussion about progress on the road to theocracy in America.
• There will be no carpooling. It is simply not allowed. We will all take our own cars. Whomever manages to use two or more cars to carry one person (towing doesn't count!, but it's still encouraged) will be given the rights to the assets of the former Armartone Records corporation.
• All of the common house party rules apply.
  

...the website isn't very popular. Neither is the Decade Selector. The crew here thinks that it would help if people knew what this site was about. This is how it happened:
We were chillin' in the local underground hardcore coffee shop, and one of the gang noticed on his Apple computer that no one has been visiting the site. He figured everyone was getting a bad vibe from the site. Anyway the whole thing ended up OK and I was totally maccin' on this babe in a chatroom.

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the armistice ending World War I! The 21st Century Blog will be hosting a house party at the house of Audrey Huxable in the year 1921.
Some things to remember for the party:

• There is always a need for well dressed Plutocrats with plenty of monocles
• Hats are encouraged, but not allowed
• Transportation is not provided
• Food and drinks are free (yes, there will be plenty of alcohol!)
• Audrey Huxable will be hosting a meeting of his Autocratic Book Reading Club. The club will be discussing the books printed on the cardboard cutouts in Audrey's bookcases.
• We will be discussing the future of the Dominionist agenda in America
  

Hello, and welome to the official blog of the 21st Century! This blog is dedicated to informing the public on the 21st Century Decade Selector! Expect to hear about news regarding the selector, and everyone's favorite decade, the 2030s in this blog.